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"I guess I'll choose . . .America. . ."

You were suddenly grabbed around the waist by the red-head America. A gasp
slipped out of your mouth when you were being carried by America on the shoulder.
Also, you felt a little pressure on your bum . . . taking a guess it was his hand.
That made you suddenly begin to flip out and tried to struggle your way out of
his grasp.

"H-HEY! PUT ME DOWN AND GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY BUTT!!"

"Heh~ like hell I am babe. We're gonna go someplace to have some real fun~."

Oh that did not sound good.

However, before you and America got out of the house he suddenly went to his bedroom
to grab some baseball equipment including his bloody baseball bat.

"Okay babe, let's go."

He then picked you up and placed you on his shoulder again and ran out of the house.

~ Time Skip ~

You both arrived at a empty baseball field. America dropped you a bit too roughly
onto your bum. You began to rub it to ease the pain.

"You know. . you didn't have to drop me."

But he just ignored you and tossed you a bat and also a helmet. You gave a yelp and
quickly caught both the bat and helmet.

"Nice relex."

You gave him a small glare and placed the helmet onto your head.

"Okay babe, so here is the deal we're gonna play a couple rounds of baseball. If you win
I buy ya something you really want but if I win I get somethin' outta you."

"Hold on, you can't play baseball with two people." You pointed out to the American.

"Yeah you can, okay so I'll explain a little more. First one to get a home run wins the
whole thing."

You only nodded and got up to bat as 2p!America gave you a smirk letting you see tooth missing, he then got ready to throw the ball at you.

~ Le Time Skip Brought To You By England's Magical Cupcakes ~

You were both tied and it was once again your turn to bat. One more win and that America
would be buying you a (insert favorite item here). Here came the pitch and. . .

- WACK -

You ran as fast as your legs could carry you. You past 1st base, you could see the red-
head chasing after the ball. 2nd base, he grab the ball and run towards you as fast
as he could. 3rd base, you were nearing 4th base when suddenly a force rammed into and
you began to tumble to the ground.

"Huff, huff, I. . gotcha. ."

You panted and looked up to see red eyes peering into your (e/c) eyes. Everything soon
slowed down as he leaned down and placed his lips onto yours in a rough kiss. You let
out a gasp before your lips pushed up against him with the same amount of force into the
kiss.

"Heh, I think you know baseball pretty well but let me teach ya on kissing~."

You only giggled before repling.

"Can we start our lesson now~?"
2P!AMERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

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I do not own 2p!America or you.
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:iconaphmoonpumpkin:
aphmoonpumpkin Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  New Deviant
Error 404 feels not found because 2p!America is too much to handle
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015
Careful around that guy!
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:iconsassmasta1214:
sassmasta1214 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
What does Neko mean?
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Neko means cat in japanese
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:iconsassmasta1214:
sassmasta1214 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks! Because I got sooo confused.
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:iconmew-blueberry12:
Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I almost punched the screen when he grabbed me in the begining after I chose him XD
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
Lol why? Did it startle you ot something?
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:iconmew-blueberry12:
Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Well just the way he acted when he grabbed me and what he said XD
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Lol. Ok!
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:iconcancerleovirgo:
cancerleovirgo Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
can my schedule have kissing lessons with Alfred? XD
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
Yup they can.
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:iconcancerleovirgo:
cancerleovirgo Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YEAH!
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:iconpiplup245:
piplup245 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Awesome. Just awesome. That lesson would be the best lesson I've ever had on any subject~
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Lol. Bet it would.
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:iconbossey:
Bossey Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Student General Artist
When he grabbed the baseball stuff I thought he was gonna shove that bat up meh ass and then it went like this:
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Me: *reading this awesome story. reads the paragraph that says "However, before you and America got out of the house he suddenly went to his bedroom
to grab some baseball equipment including his bloody baseball bat"*

Al: *walks in praying that kylie(me) was changing. But fails. Anyway he was holding Amelia (his baseball bat)*

Me: *thinking that the paragraph meant uh...rape and/or sex*

Me: *thinks: fuck no, my ass is not getting stretched 4 feet and getting that baseball up my asshole.*

Al: what? Ya like what you see?

Me: DONT FRIGGIN TOUCH ME! THAT BASE BALL BAT IS NOT GOING UP MY BUTT!!

Allen: HUHHUHHHH???!?!!????!?!? Why in the mother of fuck would I do that? That's offensive to Amelia *kisses Amelia* and plus why would I make you have a butthole period? Blood is on this baby! Also I mean your already on yours any way so it wouldn't matter! And also What were you watching that you thought that?

Me: I am not on my period!

Al: STOP CHANGING SUBJECT!!! What were you watching that made you think that??!??

Me: well.....it was nekoLexi-chan's fault! *points to lexi*

Lexi: *facepalms* you guys were going to play baseball!! *points at me* Allen it was her! she's in the wrong here! I'm the one who wrote it!!

Me:ohh...

Al: you write stuff about me?

Lexi:...YOUHEARDNOTHING!!! *runs away*

Al: HEY GET BACK HERE!!!!!! Goddamn you Lexi!

England: swear jar!! *pops out of nowhere*

Al: what the fuck!

England:*gasps* that's two dollars and 25 cents!

America: well shi-shoot! *hands him his money*

Me: wow...ANYWAY KYLIE's OUT!! PEACE OFF!! *boop*

Everyone in this scene says
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HASTA LA PASTA!!!!
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
Best. Comment. Ever! -Claps a billion times-
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:iconbossey:
Bossey Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you!! I love your awes hum storys!!! *does the same thing as you!
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:iconshadowgamer1315:
ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Dang it I was Gonna get a death note! Alwell that works too X3
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
Lol, I bet he'll still get you one.
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:iconhinatathebloom1:
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute >w<
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
Glad you think so.
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:iconhinatathebloom1:
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
^_^
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:iconroxydanaschlyer1218:
RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Student Artist
XD LET THE LESSON TAKE FOREVER BUT BEGIN IN BED MY DEAR PERVERTED AMERICAN LETS GO! TO THE BED FOR KISSING OR SNOGGING LESSONS!
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
....-Shoves you in a room with him- have fun!
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:iconroxydanaschlyer1218:
RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Student Artist
will do but next is your turn mkay :D
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
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that was me dying from fangirlism
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
-Revives you-
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*gasps for air* HOLY SHIT
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:iconbraziltheawesome:
BrazilTheAwesome Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I died Naruto Dancing YOU ATTACK AUSTRIA, YOU DIE.  Nooo~ Spam-in-a-Box: NOOO 
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
. . . .sorry to hear!
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:iconbubbiefish:
bubbIefish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student Artist

'Murica.

Staph it.
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
.... 'Murica never staphs~.
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:iconbubbiefish:
bubbIefish Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student Artist
'MuricaIsMyFavourite2pxD
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AnimeFanaticGirl Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
2p America for the win!
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
'Mercia!!
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:iconnomnomsun:
NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014
:iconyay2pamericaplz:
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014
Yay!
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:iconcrazyhetalian46:
CrAzYhetalian46 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Admin: I love learning! hehe
2p Pennsylvania: he's like a brother to me.... nope no incest, admin stop now
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014
Yay!
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:iconcrazyhetalian46:
CrAzYhetalian46 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Admin: but incest is cute! :3
2p Pennsylvania: i just pucked in my mouth..
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:iconlinsasake:
LinsaSake Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
I...don't get a...pikachu plushie... :sad:
Stupid America...
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:iconvioletvalentine870:
VioletValentine870 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was going for a Victini plushie!!

Poke-plush-wanting-people UNITE *feels like a total dork*
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
Here. -gives you pikach plushie-
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:iconlinsasake:
LinsaSake Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! Frozen - HUG! Fangirl Flailing Emote Pikachu Loves It Plz 
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:iconfost0385:
fost0385 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm like 'wheres ma freakin rape whistle?!?!?' O_O;
 
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Lol
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:iconfost0385:
fost0385 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
seriously 2p america is scary (i'm still lookin for dat whistle APH: Onion-UK)
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SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
'MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-Tasty hamburgers, tasty hamburgers-

SHADDAP

-smosh-

:0D HoNk
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:iconnekolexi-chan:
NekoLexi-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
-randomly shoots the ceiling with a shotgun-
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:iconsilentlove832:
SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
GO RANDOMNESS
YEWWEEEEEEEEEAH
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